It's "not me" Monday and on that note, I most certainly DID NOT contemplate putting a child out on the porch in the snow and rain after 1 and 1/2 hours of non-stop screaming. After said child fell asleep, I DID NOT feel the need to eat something really sweet to calm myself. Consequently, I DID NOT make myself a chocolate cake in a mug in the microwave because I had no cookies.

Nope, that could not have been me. And I AM NOT contemplating making another one and sitting at the computer all afternoon while I should be cleaning and packing. :o)